Ever wondered how good your poker knowledge is?  Answer the questions below to see if you are a poker diva or a mere amateur.  Use a pen and paper or open up your word processor, and just answer the questions, then add up your score and find out what kind of poker player you are!

Question 1: A “donkey” refers to:

A. A weak player who makes blatantly bad plays

B. A mule

C. An ass

D. Emma Wilson

Question 2: If you just “flopped the nuts” you:

A. Have a big smile on your face

B. Just got off the treadmill

C. Are holding the best possible hand after the first 3 community cards in Texas Hold’em are dealt

D. Are a male player doubled over in pain

Question 3: Which legendary casino owner held the first-ever World Series of Poker in 1970?

A. Benny Hill

B. Benny Bedford

C. Benny Binion

D. Benny Hinn

Question 4: What is a rabbit in poker jargon?

A. An automatic card-dealing machine

B. A player whose tell is tapping his or her foot

C. AKA Jessica Rabbit your vibrating and rotating sex toy

D. A player who digs through the folded cards

Question 5: Which of these is a variation poker game?

A: Ringworm

B: Jackie-Do

C: Chicago

D: Top Trumps

Question 6: Cold-decking is a poker cheat. What does it entail?

A: Blowing cigarette smoke in another players face to distract them

B: Replacing a fresh deck with a stacked one

C: Providing poor ventilation for players thus making it uncomfortable environment to play in

D: Pumping a room with cold air to make players uncomfortable

Question 7: When playing poker in a private setting, people often throw their chips directly into the pot. In a casino, it is not allowed. What is this called?

A: Tossing the Pot

B: Throwing the Pot

C: Stomping the Pot

D: Splashing the Pot

Question 8: What is a player's "Ante?"

A: Their uncle's wife

B: Their starting hand

C: Their best card

D: Their bet

Question 9:

Jen's Hand: 2H 2D 2C 3S 5D,

Anne's Hand: AD AS AH KC KD,

Katie`s Hand: QD QC QH QS AC,

Kat's Hand: KS KH JD JC JS.

Who wins the hand?

A: Katie

B: Kat

C: Jen

D: Anne

Question 10: What is the best possible hand in the poker game Razz?

A: 10,J,Q,K,A

B: A,2,3,4,6

C: A,A,A,A,k

D: A,2,3,4,5

Question 11: What does the game HORSE consist of?

A: A five person tournament where a player is eliminated each hand

B: A sit and go where each losing player has to run round the table ‘neighing’ like a horse

C: A poker game consisting of rounds of play through the games Hold’em, Omaha eights or better, Razz, Seven card stud high and seven card stud high-low eight or better.

D: A ten person tournament played on horse back

Question 12: How old was Annette Obrestad when she first started playing online poker?

A: 18

B: 15

C: 21

D: 10

So how well do you think you did?  Go to the next page for the answers (no bluffing)!